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Touch the Nub

by NUB

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1.
Body Farm 02:45
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Corpses rotting in the sun Ooh it sounds like fun Gonna find some maggots watch'em squirm We're on the bus to the body farm Yeah Yeah Yeah What the hell's that aweful stench? What the hell's that aweful stench? It's enough to make a grown man wretch It's enough to make a grown man wretch? Upon these bones the critters gnaw Upon these bones the critters gnaw? But they do it for a righteous cause Yeah Yeah Yeah Dont you put me in the ground Someone get me out right now You can guess where I'll be found This place sucks for miles around Gotta say it has its charm I disagree Doing my part for the body farm Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
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Fister Blister 03:38
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Last night I met a man He stayed up late and hatched a plan A diabolical and sexy plan Hes a bold and mighty man Crustacean pants and lobster hats With a 1000 pussycats He's a dancing seismic shifter It's the Fister Blister Fister Blister Fister Blister Fister Blister Fister mister You can't be picky when your sticky Action quickie brutal Hickey Mr. Have you seen my sister? She left me for the Fister blister Fister Blister Fister Blister Fister Blister Fister mister Hey Mr. You're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Mister Mister Fister Hey Mr. You're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Mister Fister Blister The now you know the master plan You're rule the world with an iron gland Never play a game of twister When you're with Fister blister Fister Blister Fister Blister Fister Blister Fister mister
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Necrophilia 02:03
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I like them kind of spoiled I like them without all the turmoil Of a break up I like them kind of old And maybe with a little bit of mold Necrophilia I pick up chicks in the funeral homes Necrophilia Soon you make a deal with the undertaker Say you'll meet 3 hours later In the cemetery He lets you dig up a corpse And then lets nature take its course Necrophilia I put my bone in a pile of bones Necrophilia Why is it that I can get arrested For loving a lover who's bug infested Why is it that I can't tell the truth How I dig chicks whose skin is blue I like them kind of spoiled I like them without all the turmoil Of a break up I like them kind of old And maybe with a little bit of mold Necrophilia I think about bodies when I'm home alone Necrophilia I like them just skin and bones
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Puddles the Dry Cactus 03:52
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He's a fucking cactus He's a fucking cactus He sucks at batting practice Fuck that fucking cactus He may just sleep around But he may have the sleaze And one night while on the town He came back with fleas He may not have leaves He may not have knees But I know a cactus baby Now you see that cactus He's a real bad actress Cause he's a fucking cactus Fuck that fucking cactus He may just sleep around But he may have the sleaze And one night while on the town He came back with fleas He may not have leaves He may not have knees But I know a cactus baby And now you see that cactus His hugs are disastrous Cause he's a fucking cactus Fuck that fucking cactus He may just sleep around But he may have the sleaze And one night while on the town He came back with fleas He may not have leaves He may not have knees But I know a cactus baby
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Throbknopple 05:37
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FYI these wont do you any good at shows. Verses are improvised every time. ;) What is it? Where does it go? What does it do? Why does it always leave me? Grandpappy was right Don't put it in your mouth The vibe is sensuous It rubs me in all the right places Throbknopple Chugga chugga chugga chugga Hey hey hey Throbknopple Chugga chugga chugga chugga Hey hey hey Throbknopple Chugga chugga chugga chugga Hey hey hey Throbknopple Chugga chugga chugga chugga Hey hey hey The throbknopple Throbknopple The throbknopple Ooh throb The throbknopple So now you know Hail the almighty throbknopple Five easy payments of nineteen ninety five It's not my fault Throbknopple Chugga chugga chugga chugga Hey hey hey Throbknopple Chugga chugga chugga chugga Hey hey hey Throbknopple Chugga chugga chugga chugga Hey hey hey Throbknopple Chugga chugga chugga chugga Hey hey hey Throb throb knopple yeah Throb throb knopple yeah Throb throb knopple yeah Throb throb knopple yeah Throb throb knopple yeah Throb throb knopple yeah Throb throb knopple yeah Throbknopple throbknopple throbknopple
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Chocolate Spaceman 04:11
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It’s klanky klanky klanky the Spaceman He can do a lot of things Nobody else can We just squeeze him And he makes our milk so chocolatey Chocolatey Do you trust the spacemen do you love them for their candy hearts Will you see the danger Did you see this Coming from the start Do you do their bidding Do you need them for the bliss they bring Can you fight addiction or are you just puppets hung on strings They will never give you up They’ve brought us everything we’ve ever wanted down from up above They will never let you go They used your ignorance to fabricate the world you know They will keep you jacked on drugs They bring your dreamy chocolate wonders from beyond the stars It’s the end of the world you know You can't resist their sugar-sweet charms You can't fight what you can’t see Do you even know it’s there It’s just a myth you tell yourself Chocolate spacemen will quell my fears Can you fight the spacemen or do you not know what’s going on I pity all the blinded fools who just don’t know there’s something wrong They will never wake you up You’re just another slimy mammal in a slowly filling cosmic cup They will never let you go And when you’ve lost your usefulness all they need to do is pull the plug They will keep you jacked on drugs Go ahead and laugh you won't be laughing when they drag you off It’s the end of the world you know A chocolate hell is a happy home I see a crack it's back when robots Attack I know you think I’m mad but I’m just glad to be here You’ll never know never truly know what freedom is You think you’re safe for now but morning just may bring the end There is a way there’s no way we’ll never fight them off We've only got one shot at this don’t screw it up or we’re all but lost You think you know it’s a show that keeps you wrapped in chains There’s no way to tell once their plugged into our brains If there is a way to stay undetected in their midst No ones found it yet but we will keep on trying to resist If we don’t succeed, we bleed and this has been for naught Don’t you leave me now because you’re all I’ve got I don’t know I never know I can’t know what’s the point of this I guess I’ve never thought I never dreamt it come to this You’ll never see what I see and you really don’t want to There is a side to this that guarantees we lose They will never wake you up The sky will turn to ash and it will drift into the sea They will never let you go There’s no hope for humanity They will keep you jacked on drugs The world you know will cease to be It’s the end of the world you know The future's so dang chocolatey
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Uncle Nub 05:08
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Who is the man with the cold gray hands? He's my uncle Nub What does he want I don't understand He's my uncle Nub Gotta getaway, Far far away From my uncle Nub I'm on the run all night and all-day Cause of uncle Nub And he says I know I know I know what you've done And he says I know I know I know what you've done I've asked around but no one has seen My uncle nub I don't know why he's following me He's my uncle nub Why are you here? What the fuck did I do? Uncle Nub What can I do to get rid of you? Uncle Nub And he says I know I know I know what you've done And he says I know I know I know what you've done Who is the man with the bloodshot eyes? He's my uncle Nub Why can he see through all my lies? He's my uncle Nub I'm living in a personal hell Cause of uncle Nub Can I be free? Only time will tell Uncle Nub And he says I know I know I know what you've done And he says I know I know I know what you've done And I still don't know what I've done
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Rubble and Rot 04:03
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Down in the broken alleys out in the city Find your forgiveness where they say there's nothing Lock all your doors and windows when they come knocking Don't let them see you or you'll soon be sorry What do we got? Rubble and rot I know I'm right Fuck this goddamn town we're getting out of here tonight Down with the broken hearted Lie with the sickness Kick this addiction or you'll find him calling I hear resentment rising Plundering plotting Hack at these twisted roots This place is rotting What do we got? Rubble and rot I know I'm right It's all gone to shit we were never in this fight I hear the sound of crying Sing me your sorrow Cleanse all your deepest secrets Gone tomorrow Why do you thing you own us? Can you remember? We are the crawling masses Take a number Tell me What do we got? Rubble and rot I know I'm right Nothings really changed but all my days have turned to night What do we got? Rubble and rot I know I'm right Well fuck this goddamn town we're getting out of here tonight
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Licking Mister Winkletots 02:48
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Some say you'll know him You'll know him as Winkletots Some say he'll drive you insane And if you pick him and lick him He will surely fry your brain Frog shots Frog thoughts Frog Spots Blood Clots Planets and puddles Amphibious goo He wiggles he jiggles Down at the zoo Planets and puddles Amphibious goo I'm flying a wagon while feeling his brew Lick him in funny places He will shave you soon So many crazy spaces In your spleen cacoon Frog shots Frog thoughts Frog Spots Blood Clots Planets and puddles Amphibious goo He wiggles he jiggles Down at the zoo Planets and puddles Amphibious goo Everything's gravy when you're pancakes and fruit Some say you'll know him You'll know him as Winkletots Some say he'll drive you insane And if you pick him and lick him He will surely fry your brain Frog shots Frog thoughts Frog Spots Blood Clots Planets and puddles Amphibious goo He wiggles he jiggles Down at the zoo Planets and puddles Amphibious goo I'm running from something I think it's Shamu
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The Legend of Goot Vanderboot 04:01
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Goot Vanderboot is walking down the street Heading to the graveyard to pick up his date She not going anywhere even if he's late She'll be there until he digs up her grave Goot Vanderboot is walking down the street Heading to the graveyard to pick up his date She won't be mad if he's late She'll be there until he digs up her grave His name is Goot Goot Vanderboot He likes his girls like he likes his cheese Old and moldy and full of disease If you ask if he's ashamed He'll say he prefers his girls with a little decay When looking for love he goes right to the source Grabs a shovel and digs up a corpse His name is Goot Goot Vanderboot He likes his girls like he likes his cheese Old and moldy and full of disease Goot Vanderboot is walking down the street Heading to the graveyard to pick up his date She won't be mad if he's late She'll be there until he digs up her grave His name is Goot Goot Vanderboot He likes his girls like he likes his cheese Old and moldy and full of disease
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The Gnome Song 03:04
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I like gnomes I like gnomes Thunder dome Thunder dome I like gnomes in the thunder dome I like gnomes I like gnomes I like gnomes I like gnomes Thunder dome Thunder dome I like gnomes in the thunder dome I like gnomes in the thunder dome All these gnomes All these gnomes They're in my bed They're in my bed? Bobbin knobs Doing what? Giving me head Oh my god All these gnomes All these gnomes They're in my bed They're in my bed Sucking dick Sucking dick Giving me head Giving me head I like gnomes Thunder dome I like gnomes in the thunder dome I like gnomes Thunder dome I like gnomes in the thunder dome I like gnomes Thunder dome I like gnomes in the thunder dome I like gnomes Thunder dome I like gnomes in the thunder dome Hey gnome It's Nub Leave your trousers by the door Yeah I like gnomes I like gnomes Thunder dome Thunder dome I like gnomes in the thunder dome I like gnomes I like gnomes Thunder dome Thunder dome I like gnomes in the thunder dome

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released February 4, 2022

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NUB Fort Collins, Colorado

Nub, are known for their relentless energy through their live shows and songs. Blending comedic lyrics border-lining on the obscene, and catchy music that is as unhinged as it is tight. It’s an uncompromising journey into the strange recesses of their psyche. ... more

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